In the middle of the night a woman wakes up and notices her husband missing from bed. She gets up and goes searching through the house, finally coming upon him sitting in the kitchen, head slowly banging the table,weeping semi- hysterically.
"Honey, what's wrong?" asked the wife. Finally her husband was able to regain his composure enough to speak.
"Well," he said,"Do you remember when we were dating and you got pregnant?" "Yes." the wife replied. "And remember how your father told me if I didn't marry you I'd go to jail?" "Of course I do." she answered. "Well, the husband said as the tears started again," today I would have gotten out of jail."