A man and his young son are out in the backyard behind their house trying to fly the boy’s new kite. However, after many attempts, the kite keeps flopping to the ground and won’t go skyward. Seeing this from the upstairs window, the wife calls down to her husband “You need more tail.”

The husband turns to her and yells back. “Dammit woman, make up your fucking mind. The other night I told you I needed more tail and you told me to go fly a kite!”