Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Granda Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food.

She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.

The conductor he come by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta to open da bottle of a nice a vino!

Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkin da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokin in disa car. Musta go to a smokin car.'

"We go to da smokin car and I smoka my biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper caranda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his avoice..

'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'

"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus ..





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