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Here is a REAL INTERVIEW with an illegal Mexican at a protest march in Texas.

The reporter is trying to reason with an illegal Mexican named Juan.

On the streets of downtown Houston, May 1, 2007.

Jim Moore reporting for a Houston TV station:

Jim:  Juan, I see that you and thousands of other protesters are  marching in the streets to demonstrate for your cause.  Exactly what  is your cause and what do you expect to accomplish by this protest?

Juan:   We want our rights.  We will show you how powerful we are.  We  will bring Houston to its knees!

Jim:   What rights?

Juan:   Our right to live here...legally.  Our right to get all the  benefits you get.

Jim:   When did you come to the United States?

Juan:   Six years ago.  I crossed over the border at night with seven  other friends.

Jim:   Why did you come?

Juan:   For work. I can earn as much in a month as I could in a year  in Mexico   Besides, I get free health care, our Mexican children can go to school free, if I lose my job, I will get welfare, and someday I will have the Social Security .. nothing like that in Mexico !

Jim:   Did you feel badly about breaking our immigration laws when you came?

Juan:   No!  Why should I feel bad?  I have a right to be here.  I  have a right to amnesty.  I paid lots of money for my Social Security  and Green Cards.

Jim:   How did you acquire those documents?

Juan:   From a guy in Dallas. He charged me a lot of money too.

Jim: Did you know that those documents were forged?

Juan:   It is of no matter.  I have a right to be here and work.

Jim:  What is the "right" you speak of?

Juan:   The right of all aliens..   It is found in your Constitution.   Read it!

Jim:   I have read it, but I do not remember it saying anything about rights for aliens.

Juan:   It is in that part where it says that all men have alien  rights, like the right to pursue happiness.   I wasn't happy in  Mexico, so I came here.

Jim:   I think you are referring to the Declaration of Independence  and that document speaks to unalienable rights not alien rights.

Juan:   Whatever.

Jim:   Since you are demanding to become an American citizen, why then are you carrying a Mexican Flag?

Juan:   Because I am Mexican.

Jim:   But you said you want to be given amnesty ... to become a U.S. Citizen.

Juan:   No.  This is not what we want.  This is our country, a part of  Mexico that you gringos stole from us.  We want it returned to its rightful owner.

Jim:   Juan, you are standing in Texas .   After winning the war with  Mexico, Texas became a Republic, and later Texans voted to join the USA.  It was not stolen from Mexico.

Juan:   That is a gringo lie.  Texas was stolen.  So were California,  New Mexico and Arizona.  It is just like all the other stuff you gringos steal, like oil and babies.  You are a country of thieves.

Jim:   Babies?  You think we steal babies?

Juan:   Sure.  Like from Korea and Vietnam and China.  I see them all  over the place. You let all these foreigners in, but try to keep us Mexicans out.  How is this fair?

Jim:   So, you really don't want to become an American citizen then?

Juan:   I just want my rights!  Everyone has a right to live, work,  and speak their native language wherever and whenever they please.  That's another thing we demand.  All signs and official documents  should be in Spanish. Teachers must teach in Spanish. Soon, more people here in Houston will speak Spanish than English.  It is our right!

Jim: If I were to cross over the border into Mexico without proper  documentation, what rights would I have there?

Juan:   None.  You would probably go to jail, but that's different.

Jim: How is it different?  You said everyone has the right to live wherever they please.

Juan:   You gringos are a bunch of land grabbing thieves.  Now you want Mexico too?  Mexico has its rights.  You gringos have no rights in Mexico.  Why would you want to go there anyway?  There is no free  medical service, schools, or welfare there for foreigners such as you.  You cannot even own land in my country.  Stay in the country of  your birth.

Jim:   I can see that there is no way that we can agree on this  issue.   Thank you for your comments.

Juan:   Viva Mexico!

You might as well all know that this is pure bull hockey.

Check out the link to Snopes.

DickWart5692 reads

Not for a second did I believe it was an actual interview.  But it does allude to a big problem the U.S. has with illegal aliens.  And you're also right that it probably best belongs on the P&R board.  If he'd wanted some real laughs, he could've printed Dennis Miller's quote.  Something along the lines of:  "We've got better security at Borders bookstore than we do along our actual borders!  I mean, try taking one of their books into the bathroom with you!"

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