A daughter says to her mother: "I'm divorcing Joe." All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says:
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a $250,000 Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away.....over 45 cents?"
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