A young guy moves to New York and goes to a big department store
looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."

Well the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you
did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
Once the store was locked up, the manager came down. "So how many
sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The manager groans, "Just one? Our salespeople average 20
or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid replies, "$101,237.64."
The manager exclaims, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The kid says, "First I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold
him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I
sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going
fishing, and he said down by the coast, so I told him he was going to need
a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that
big twin engine. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold
him that 4X4 Cherokee."
The manager says, "You mean to say a guy came in here to
buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and truck?!?"

The kid replied, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box
of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot,
you  might as well go fishing'."