A woman takes a lover home during the day while her  husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them  and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says,  "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a  baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man  - "No, thanks."Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how  much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it  happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it  is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the  last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man -  "Fine."

A few days later, the dad says to the boy, "Grab  your glove, let's
go outside and have a game of  catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my  glove."
The dad asks, "How much did you sell them  for?"

Boy -"$1,000"

The dad says,  "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...  that's way more  than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you  confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the  little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the  door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest  says, "Don't start that shit  again".