Two whales met up near the wreckage of an old wooden whaling ship. When the second arrived he said, "Sweetheart, you sure do enjoy destroying those pests, don't you?" The first whale replied, "I like stroking the ship on one side and then the other. Then I stroke from the bottom to the top and everything comes apart in huge spasms. But my favorite part is swallowing the sea men!"

I'm chuckling now