A long haul trucker had been on the road for three long weeks. Finally one night he pulled up to a roadside brothel. He went in, pulled out $500 cash and told the Madam that he wanted a plain, older gal with saggy tits and a flabby ass. And he added he wanted a cold grilled cheese sandwich on Wonder bread. The Madam was taken aback and said “Sir, for that amount of money you can have one of my top tier ladies; and I can get you a gourmet takeout meal.”

The trucker looked at the Madam, and said “Listen, Darlin’ I ain’t horny. I’m just homesick.”