So little Susie came home from school one day and said "Mommy, Johnny showed me his penis today." Well Susie's mom was taken aback but she tried to handle the situation calmly. "Where and when did this happen?" asked Susie's mom. "It happened at recess, behind the gym building" answered Susie. "And you know," she added "it reminded me of a peanut." Susie's mom was a bit puzzled. " You mean it looked small?" she said. "No, it tasted salty." replied Susie. Her mon fainted.