At school one day the students were asked what they wanted to do when they grew up. Little Susie raised her hand and was recognized. Susie stood up and said “When I grow up I want to be a teacher. That way I could reach out and touch and probe all parts of a student’s mind. I know that would be gratifying and thrilling.”

“That’s a wonderful thought.” said the teacher as she stood there smiling. She then saw that little Johnny had raised his hand. She was leery of Johnny because of some of his past behavior, but she felt she had no other choice. “Yes, Johnny ?” said the teacher.

Johnny rose and began “I would like to be a doctor when I grow up, especially a gynecologist. That way I could reach out and touch and probe all parts of a woman’s body. I know that would be gratifying. And it would be especially thrilling since I would get to send HER a bill for my services.”

The teacher stopped smiling and instead fainted.