Little Johnny's class was on the school bus heading out on a field trip. As they closed up close to a trash truck in front of them, one of the plastic trash bags opened and as luck would have it, a dildo flew out and hit the windshield of the bus, cracking it. There was a momentary shock, but the teacher, not wanting to see the class upset said "Don't worry, children, that was just an insect."
After a short pause little Johnny said "Wow, I didn't realize it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"