The teacher asked the  class to use the word 'fascinate' in a  sentence.

Molly put up her hand and  said, 'My family went
to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet  sheep.
It was  fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That  was good, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate, not  fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand.  She said, 'My family went

The teacher said, 'Well,  that was good Sally, but
I wanted you to use the word  'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his  hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little  Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could  damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny  said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'  

The teacher sat down and  cried.