Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
>  The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
>  "Yes, Father, it is."
>  "And who was the woman you were with?"
>  "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
>  "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
>  later, so you may as well tell me now.
>  Was it Tina Minetti?"
>  "I cannot say."
>  "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
>  "I'll never tell."
>  "Was it Nina Capelli?"
>  "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
>  "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
>  "My lips are sealed."
>  "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
>  "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
>  The priest sighs in frustration.
>  "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've
>sinned and have to atone.
>  You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
>yourself."
>  Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
>whispers, "What'd you get?"
>  "Four months vacation and five good leads."