Little Johnny can be very cruel...............but he's right......



------------------------------------------------------



Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital,

Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.  Before they left

their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that

the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as

mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word

"ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.  When Johnny looked

in the crib he said, "What a   beautiful baby."  The mother said, "Why,

thank you, Little Johnny."  Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet

and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful

eyes. Can he see?"   "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the

Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."  "That's great," said Little

Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses.