Listen First

Little Paul watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground & going
into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car & saw Daddy & Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace.

Little Paul found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he
ran home & started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground & I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look & he was giving Aunt Jane a big Kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mommy cut him off & said, "Paul, this is such an interesting
story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the
look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Paul to tell his story. Paul started
his story, "I was at the playground & I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look & he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane & Daddy started doing the Same thing that Mommy &
Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.

****** MORAL: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
before you interrupt someone. *******