A college professor was doing a study  testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of LifeSavers. He gave all  of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to  say:
 "Red...................cherry"
 "Yellow................lemon"
 "Green.................lime"
 "Orange................orange"

Finally,  the professor gave them all Honey-flavored Lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could  identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's  what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little  girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,

Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"