This guy goes to hell and on his first day goes for a walk in his neighborhood.    He comes across a group of people sitting in the front porch, talking and laughing and looking real merry.    They guy does not understand how someone can be so happy in hell.    He befriends them they ask him if he is new.     When he says yes, they give him a picture of what life is like in hell:

Mondays: We sit and smoke all day and don't care about it as we are already dead.
Tuesdays: We go to the bar and drink all day and don't care about it as we are already dead.
Wednesdays: We go to the restaurant and eat and eat till we collapse and we don't care as we are already dead.
Thursdays: We go and fuck all the women and they don't care as they are already dead.
Fridays: "you gay"?     The guy says "no"
Whooooooooo.   You will hate Fridays