Hillary Clinton, a widow by this time, died & went to heaven.  As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.  

She asked "What are all those clocks?"  

St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-Clocks & everyone on Earth has one.  with each lie a person tells the hands on the clock move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that one?"

"That's Mother Teresa's.  The hands never move, indicating she never told a lie."

"And who's clock is that next to hers?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's.  The hands have only moved twice, telling us he told only two lies in his entire life."

"And where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.  It's being used as a ceiling fan."