At a bar, a guy strikes up a conversation with a beautiful
woman. After a few drinks they start having sex-related
conversations and the woman mentions that she has trouble being
satisfied by guys because they do not like oral sex. The man
quickly produces a box and gives it to her. "What is this?"
"This is a pussy-licking frog. Whenever you are in the mood,
just place this frog in the appropriate spot and let it do the
rest."

The woman takes the frog home and decides to try out her new
frog that night. After getting comfortable, she sits the frog in
her lap. The frog just sits there and does nothing. Feeling
pretty dumb the woman rushes back to the bar and meets up with
the frog's owner. "This frog isn't doing its job!" "Really?!
It's probably shy. Perhaps it would feel more at ease if I were
there."

The woman agrees and they both go back to her place. She gets
naked and places the frog between her legs. The frog does
nothing once again. The owner starts coaching the frog. "Come
on. Good frog. You can do it" After a few unsuccessful minutes
of coaching the man screams out in a fit of frustration. "You
damn lizard! Do I have to show you again?!"