Paul  met a beautiful  lady , Suzanne  and he decided he
wanted to marry her right away.
 
Suzanne  protested,  "But we don't know anything about each other." She replied,  


"That's all right; we'll  learn about each other as we go
along."
   
So  Suzanne consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to  a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when  Paul  got up
off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a
two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly,
almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three
rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened
out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations,  Paul  came  back and lay down on his towel
 .  
 Suzanne  said, "That  was incredible!"    Paul  said, "I
used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about ourselves as we went  along."  
 
So  Suzanne  got  up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was  moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one  end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already  touching the other end of the pool.  Suzanne  did
laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After
about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed
back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing
hard.  
 
Paul  said,  "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance  swimmer?"  
 
 'No,"  Suzanne
 said, "I was a hooker in Troy, NY and I worked both
sides of the Hudson  River.