We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:?
means a smile and?
is a frown.?

Sometimes these are represented by?

?

?

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'?
Here goes:?

(_!_) a regular ass?

(__!__) a fat ass?



(!) a tight ass?

(_*_) a sore ass?

{_!_} a swishy ass?

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass?
(_X_) leave my ass alone?

(_zzz_) a tired ass?

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass?

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass?

(_?_) Dumb Ass?

If you can add more to this feel free to do so.