1. What do you call a  pantry full of lesbians?
       A licker cabinet.

   2. What do you  call an Eskimo lesbian?
       A Klondyke.
     
   3. What do you  call 100 lesbians with guns?
       Militia Etheridge.
     
   4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
       Because they can't eat Jenny Craig        with Mary Kay on their face.
     
   5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
       Fur  Traders.
     
   6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
       A  Lickalotapuss.
     
   7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
       Well Hung.
     
   8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
       She was found face down in Ricki Lake  .
     
   9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
       Even the  pool table doesn't have balls.
     
   10. What do you call lesbian twins?
       Lick-a-likes.
     
   11. What's the definition of confusion?
       Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
     
   12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
       One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snacker.
     
   13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
         100 people that don't do Dick.

Here's another:

What kind of operation does a lesbian get to beome a man:

answer:  an addadicktome