Boy walks up to his father and asks him to tell him all he knows about sex.

Dad says he doesn't have time to tell him and that he should take some money into town to learn about sex.

The boy asks his dad if he can borrow some money, but his dad doesn't have any.  His dad tells him to take a duck into town, sell it, and use the money to learn about sex.

The boy grabs a duck and starts off to town.  A few miles from town, he passes by a young woman.  The woman asks him where he is going with that duck.

The boy replies, "I am going to town to sell my duck so I can learn about sex!"

The woman replies, "You don't have to go to town to learn that...I will teach you."  And she takes him to her home.

They both strip and get on the bed.  The woman says "Before we begin, you got to pay me."  The boy replies, "I don't have any money, that's why I was selling the duck."

The lady thinks about it and since the boy is a virgin, she decides that she will take the duck as payment for services rendered.

After having sex, the woman exclaims "Wow!  That was your first time?  We have got to do that again!"

The boy replies, "Okay, but what are you going to pay me?"  The lady says she will give him his duck back...So round 2 begins.

Afterwards, the boy picks up his duck and heads back home.  

On his way home, the duck suddenly flies out of his arms into the path of an on-coming truck.  The truck driver slams on his brakes, but tragically kills the duck.  The driver, upset because he just killed the kid's pet, gives him $10 and then leaves.

When the boy finally arrives at home, his Dad asks him how his adventure in town went.  The boy says he can sum it up this way.......

"I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and ten bucks for a f**ked up duck!"