As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,
she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.

Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself
a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she said, "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied "Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming
from the other side of the closed bedroom door.  Upon
entering the room, he observed his daughter making
passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what
she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad I'm 35 years old,
unmarried, and  this thing is about as close as I'm going to
get to a husband. "Please go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife comes home from a shopping
trip, places the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard
that buzzing noise from, of all places the family room.

She enters the area and observes her husband sitting on the
sofa, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the
couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asks, " What the Hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my
son - in - law."