"if I don't show up I'll give you the back rub free!"........> Can't wait to make an appointment and hope she doesn't show up so I get a free back rub!
"I need help with lawyer fees" .......> I am sure that got her a lot of calls :?
Ad said she was the master of subduction .......> Which is when one tectonic plate slides under another. Might be fun? I was thinking that the orgasms she creates are so intense that it feels like there's some kind of geological activity going in. Hmmmmm...maybe I should start putting that in my ads?
Ads that only have 9 or less digits for the phone number .......> I bet her phone is ringing off the hook!
Ads where there are a million simple misspellings but advertises as having a College Degree ..........> Problly gradje8ed magna cum loudly
"I also have cialis pills to purchase for incompotence if needed" ........> I didn't know there was a cure for that!
"WILLING ReADY TO SEVER UR NEEDS" .........> LMFAO. Glad I am not a guy!
An ad that has one of those bathroom self portraits and there was a big turd in the bowl .......> Probably a secret code for potty play?
"sustaining girl" .......> What exactly does a "sustaining girl" do? Ice packs? Or send me a monthly stipend?
------------------- Just a few of many I found somewhere else.
What are some of the oddest, hilarious, or plain scariest ads you have all come across?
I am not immune, I have typed too fast and accidentally misspelled things. Thank God I double checked.
