A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, the sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," said the Doctor. "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
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