I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.
The Nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh..??" she asked.
"135," I said.
The Nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.

The Nurse asked, "Your height..??"
"5-foot 4," I said.
The Nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

She then took my blood-pressure, and told me that it is very high.
"Of couse it's high..!!" I screamed.  When I came in here,
I was tall and slender..!!  Now, I'm short and fat..!!"

She put me on Prozac.
"What a bitch..!!"


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