How can you tell if two adults eating dinner are in love?
If the man picks up the check.
They only stare at each other, other people care more about the food.
They are dressed up, if they aren't they just broke up.

How do people in love typically behave? Like my dog.
They fall down after they kiss and don't get up for an hour.

What is falling in love like?
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
If it's like math I don't want to do it, it takes too long.

What are people thinking when they say "I love you."
"Hurry up so we can go eat."
"I don't love him."

How do two people fall in love?
One of them has freckles, so he finds another person with freckles.
You get shot with an arrow, but the rest isn't that painful.

How do you stay in love?
Be a good kisser.
Don't forget your wife's name.