A tourist was driving through the Outback when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a kangaroo.
 
A few kilometers further on, he came upon a small town, parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.
 
Sitting at the bar, he looked around and noticed a one legged guy in the corner masturbating without a care in the world.
   
The tourist turned to the barman and said:  "What sort of country is this?!  A few kilometers down the road there was a guy having sex with a kangaroo, and that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone!"

The barman said, "You heartless bastard. He's only got one leg.  How do you expect him to catch a kangaroo?"