Sing to the theme of The Flintstones:

Condoms, must get the condoms
I'm am gonna need some immediately!
Put one, on my hard cock, and I'm ready to fuck a tight pussy!
Someday, maybe my accountant will get it right,
then that hot girl can stay with me all night!
Condoms, must get the condoms
so I can have a really sweet time,  
a fantastic awesome time
a multi shot on the goal time!
Huuunnhhhhaaaahhh!!!!!