John and Bertha were recently married and on their honeymoon up at the lake.  Joe, who is also at the lake, sees his friend John.  "Hey John, how's it going? Say, didn't you just get married?"  "Yep, yep I did Joe, I am on my honeymoon now." Puzzled, Joe asked, "Well, John, why aren't you with the new bride, getting a little of that pussy?" John says, "No, nope, can't do that"  "Why not?" "Well, she has ghonneria." "Oh, well ya can always get a little bit of that ass" "No, can't do that either, she has diarria." "Ya know John, you can always get a little bit of head" "No, can't do that either, she has piarria." "My gosh John, ghonneria, diarria, piarria, why the hell did you marry this woman??" "Well, Joe, she has worms and I LOVE TO FISH."