Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're
driving.


Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor
party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.


Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal
sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.


Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jeweler.