A  young boy went up to his father and asked  him,
'Dad,  what is the difference between 'potentially'  and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment,  then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with  Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she  would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your  brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.   Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the  boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for  a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would!  We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you  kids
to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister  and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a  million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd!  I  LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you  nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would  you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of  course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would  buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then  went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you  find out the difference between 'potentially'  and 'realistically'?'
The  boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three  million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with  two hookers and a
queer.'