A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.  
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"  

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
"Have you ever been in the military service?"  
   
"Yes,"  he says, "I was in  Iraq  for two years."  
   
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."  
   
Then he asks,  "Are you disabled in any way?"  
   
The guy says,  "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.  
   
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start  tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."  
   
The guy is  puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?
   
"This is a  government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we  just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.  No point in you coming in for that.