Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the
better programmer. This went on for a few hours until
they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They
sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code
streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of
the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out
the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored,
and God announced that the contest was over. He asked
Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly
upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when
the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any
better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in
vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth
from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered,
"But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is
intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckled, "Jesus saves"