There are 3 good arguments for Jesus being Black:
      1.  He called everyone "brother"
      2.  He like Gospel
      3.  He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
      1.  He went into His Father's business
      2.  He lived at home until he was 33
      3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and His mother was
sure He was God

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
       1.  He talked with His hands
       2.  He had wine with every meal
       3.  He used olive oil

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

      1.  He never cut His hair
      2.  He walked around barefoot all the time
      3.  He started a new religion

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
      1.  He had twelve drinking buddies
      2.  He was always telling stories
      3.  He loved green pastures

But the strangest evidence of all --3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
       1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
            was no food
       2.  He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
            who just didn't  get it
      3.  Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there
           was more work  for Him to do.
           Amen!