The teacher was holding up pictures of the animals and letting the kids identify them. They went thru cat, dog, horse, cow, and several others and then she held up a picture of a big buck with a magnificent set of horns and nobody knew what it was.

Teacher said "I'll give you a hint. It's something your mother might call your daddy when he comes home."

From the back of the room, little Johnny says " So that's what a horny bastard looks like!!