We sure could use a little help on these boards.  Reach back into your pile of jokes.....and share one with us..!!



An old Italian Mafia, "Don," is dying and he calls his grandson into his bedroom.

"Lissin-a me.  I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But Grandpa, I really don't lika guns.  Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead..??"

"Shuddup an lissin.  Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.  Whadda you gonna do then..??  Pointa to you watch and say, Times up..!!"