A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his awful infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily the woman tosses it out the window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his12 year old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off...

Surprised the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what was that?"
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says........."Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!!