IT PAYS TO  KNOW GERMAN


       An Amish  Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his  hand.


       The  Amish Farmer shouts:  "Trinken Sie nicht  das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

       (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")

       The man shouts  back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

       The  Amish Farmer shouts back in  English:

       "Use two hands, you'll  get  more!"