A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door.  "Stay where you are." she said.  "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser.  But, a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.  He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed.  There should only be four.  What's going on..??"

"Nonsense," said the wife.  "You're so drunk you miscounted.  Get out of bed and try again.  You can see better from over there."

The husband climbed out of bed and counted.  "One, two, three, four.  You're right.......you know."

Keep posting, your jokes crack me up!
I pick one a day to retell at work. Everyone loves them. (I keep the source confidential.)
Thanks.

I was very pleased to read your comment about my style of humor.  I know, that everyone won't care for it.......but I'm hoping that the majority will appreciate it, too.

Every week.....I send out some of the best, good jokes, and photos of things that many on my list send to me.  And then, about once a month....I send out a R-rated E-mail of jokes, photos and cartoons to a select bunch on my "humor list.....both male and female."

If you'd like to be included on either of these two E-mails I send out.....just send me a note to my E-mail address:     [email protected]

And, as always.....If a person ever gets tired of the E-mails.....they just ask to be deleted from my list....and I'll happily do that for them.....no questions asked.  Be sure you ask for the "G-rated" and/or my "R-rated" mailings.  I'm happy to send you both or just one.  Your choice.

Thanks again for the great compliment..........Gordon