So this 85 year old man went to the Dr. for his regular checkup and the Dr. asked him how he was doing.  The old man replied "Things are GREAT!  I married a 22 year old last fall and now she is pregnant!  What do you think about that, Doc?

The Dr. paused for a moment and then started to tell this story.  I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.  One day he went hunting, leaving in a hurry , and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.  As he neared a lake, he say a very large male beaver and just then realized he had his cane instead of his gun.  Out of habit, he raised his cane as if it were his rifle and said "BANG BANG".  Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.  Then the Dr. asked his patient "Now, what do you think about that?"

The old man said "Well, logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver"

The Dr. replied "My point exactly!!!