BOTTLE OF WINE & A WOMAN

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on
a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is
yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, ' Oh yes, I agree with
you completely; this must be a sign from God! But
you're still at fault... women shouldn't be allowed
to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this b ottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.'

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for
the police....'