A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and
motions the bartender over.
She starts to run her fingers through his hair and
asks to speak to the manager.
The bartender says, "He isn't here but I can do
anything the manger can do for you."
By this time the lady is running her fingers down
his face and into his mouth and is letting him suck
on her fingers.
She says, "You're sure he isn't here?"
The bartender says, "Yes, I'm very sure."
The lady says, "Well, I just wanted to tell him
there's no toilet paper or soap in the women's
restroom."