Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.





PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

 WORK

You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office



PRISON

You get three meals a day fully paid for
   

WORK

You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it



PRISON

You get time off for good behavior
 

WORK  

You get more work for
Good behavior



PRISON
 
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
 

WORK
 
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself



PRISON

You can watch TV and play games
 

WORK  

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games



PRISON

You get your own toilet
 

WORK    

You have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat



PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit
 

WORK

You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family



PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
 

WORK    

You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners



PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
 

WORK  

You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

 

PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens
 

WORK
 
They are called managers

 

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!


But in prison, you have to fend off gang rape in the showers.  At wotk, you have only have to fens off unwanted sexual advances from repulsive, socially-inept coworkers.