A US Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured, and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened?

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

Then I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved.

He yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when the truck hit us."