I'm not mad. I assume whoever edited it to take out the final word thought it was a racist joke. I never thought it was since it was not a suggestion that a particular ethnic group all did some demeaning act. Rather it was a sexual method of a particular person of an ethnicity who had been with the wife, the humor being that the wife had had sex with the co-worker. And the ethnic person didn't learn it as a result of his ethnic heritage, but rather as a family habit.
Do others think it's a racist joke? I'm willing to be corrected.
Recent posts have put up oldie-but-goodie jokes. Here's another which I don't recall seeing on this board. Apologies if it's been up here recently and I missed it.
I was worried that my pretty blonde wife of 20 years was no longer enjoying sex with me as much as she used to. I was talking this over with my friend at work, Zhang Wei. Zhang told me I needed to make the love sessions last longer. "Next time you make love to your wife, don't be in a hurry to finish. After just a few minutes of fucking, get up and get drinks from the kitchen for both of you. When you start again, just go for a few minutes and get up again and get her some chocolates. Then you can finish making love and you will last long enough to fully satisfy her. My grandfather in Shanghai gave me this advice and it always worked for me."
I thanked my friend for his advice and the next Saturday night when in bed with my wife I put it to good use. I engaged in leisurely foreplay and when she seemed ready for intercourse, I stroked inside her firmly and energetically. After a couple of minutes I got up and went to the kitchen to bring back a couple of glasses of cool wine. I started in again and we were really getting into it when I stopped and went into the kitchen to bring her chocolates. When I returned to the bedroom my wife said, "What's wrong with you tonight? You fuck like a .....!"
No need to apologize. In all the years I've been on these boards.....I've never seen your joke before. And.....I have to tell you.....it was a great joke with a great punch-line..!! This is the type of humor I truly enjoy. Cheers to you.
I'm not mad. I assume whoever edited it to take out the final word thought it was a racist joke. I never thought it was since it was not a suggestion that a particular ethnic group all did some demeaning act. Rather it was a sexual method of a particular person of an ethnicity who had been with the wife, the humor being that the wife had had sex with the co-worker. And the ethnic person didn't learn it as a result of his ethnic heritage, but rather as a family habit.
Do others think it's a racist joke? I'm willing to be corrected.
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