First off this is an interactive joke so go through the motions as you read person #2 (P2)

P1 Are you right or left handed?
P2 Right.

P1 Ok so imagine that you have three of the most beautiful women in the world in the palm of your left hand. One is blond, one brunette, and one redhead.
P2 Ok ...

P1 So I want you to pick up the blonde, hld her to your cheeck
P2 Ok ...

P1 Does that feel like the first time you made love?
P2 NO .. are you kidding?

P1 Are you sure ... she's fucking hot ...?
P2 No.

P1 Ok put her back ... now pick up the brunette and hold her to your cheeck ... does that feel like the first time you made love?
P2 No .. can you get to the point already ..

P1 Ok ok ... put her back ... now pick up the red head and do the same ... does that feel like the first time you made love?
P2 How many times are we gonna do this ... no ...

P1 Damn this worked every time before .... I know put the red head back. Scoope all three into you right hand and shake them up. Does that feel like the first time you made love ...
P2 Is usually laughing by this time ... or has a big grin

Saw that joke played on TV - think Drew Barrymore with Letterman.
Reverse the hands for lefties.