A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's pecker... angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car...Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off... surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?"... Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey"... the daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says... "sure had a big dick !!!"
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